He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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