Dual....:-)
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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