He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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