I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Ketchup is God's man juice
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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