just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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