we're blogging at a bar
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
