we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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