I heard we made out
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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