gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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