This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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