is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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