I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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