My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Randomize
