He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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