On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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