did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Do vagina's smell?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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