Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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