Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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