idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
