it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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