you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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