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there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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