OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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