im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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