Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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