Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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