i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Having a random hookup so left but love u
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Randomize
