everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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