its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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