I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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