we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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