Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
