Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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