I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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