Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
