Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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