you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Randomize
