when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm sobbing to NWA
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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