just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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