she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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