I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
how can u be prego again
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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