Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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