jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It's never too late to be topless.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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