: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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