i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
we're so committed to being not committed
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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