Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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