Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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