also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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