Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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