love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
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