i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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