His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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